I was drinking a few beers, with some girls and all my friends
Everything I love was there, alcool weed and cute women
It was too good to be true, but my ass wanted to sing
There was dreadful smell of pooh So my friend fled like the wind
I'm alone
Last time I was in an orgy, when someone wanted to touch my hole
But my ass felt so itchy, than he yelled and he chucked them out all.
I'm alone
I can't bear him anymore, my ass does always what he wants
There's nothing to do against his law, he's my king I'm his servant
With my girl he wants to fart, with my boss he wants to fart
With my family he wants to fart,
when I sing he wants to fart
I'm alone
